The Man Rules
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules" From the female side....
Now here are the rules from the male side.
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.